You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Randomize
