glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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