She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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