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• (631): View more from New York

  Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s

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• (714): View more from California

  walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined

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  he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."

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  Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?

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• (585): View more from New York

  Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.

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