Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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