Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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