I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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