I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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