It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Dear god my vagina.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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