your room smells of hookers.
And success
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
