I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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