Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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