There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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