Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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