bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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