I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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