Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
