Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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