so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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