Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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