no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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