God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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