but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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