I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Randomize
