I can text with my tongue
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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