I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
We have started to decorate penises.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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