All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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