I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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