Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
