He disabled his match.com account in front of me
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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