I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
The adults are the big ones right?
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