I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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