Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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