didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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