So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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