"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
His nipple licking is glorious
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