You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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