Someone shit on the floor
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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