at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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