the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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