Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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