So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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