at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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