I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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