she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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