They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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