I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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