When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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