She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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