I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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