I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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