The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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