Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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