good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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