I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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