CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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