omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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