Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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